Our newest in-flight feature that gives you even more freedom and lower prices, we are introducing Duty Not Free™. For travellers who just want a seat and nothing butt, you now have the freedom to pinch more than pennies. No more paying for the bathroom break you don’t take. While other airlines build average bathroom time into your base fare, it’s time you only pay for the potty time you need, and we can pass even more savings onto you. Hurry though, once inside every minute is another dollar down the drain.
When nature calls, our on-board lavatories offer limitless options, all with the tap of your credit card. You will also be introduced to our patent pending toilet paper dispenser for only 25¢ per square, or BYOTP to save even more. Terms and conditions below.
Porta Loos, travel toilets and other personal purging devices are not permitted on board. Maximum toilet time of 30 minutes per session. The following services and upgrades are available for an additional charge. Upgrade to Swooperply toilet paper made especially for tender tushies. Prevent embarrassing odours with our selection of Swoop Poop sprays for $1 per spritz. A pay bidet may be available on certain flights. Penalties for not washing your hands always apply.